Score: 8

"I'm going to keep this review short..."

submission: Dragon Boy

date: November 7, 2009

... as I haven't finished the game yet. From what I hear, you should make Hard Mode optional. Frozen Armor is broken; it needs to be nerfed, or at least make it so that minibosses and bosses aren't affected by it. So far, the game is pretty good. I'll do a more in-depth review once I've beaten it.

Score: 9

"Loved it."

submission: Taco-Man Game Master 3

date: September 1, 2009

I really don't like Rina-Chan, but that doesn't detract from my enjoyment of this series. Part of the fun of "Taco-Man the Game Master" is seeing how aspects of the games featured (and video game laws in general) are played with. If I had to choose a favorite part of this episode, I would have to say it's the end, where Taco-Man simply says "Wait... what?!", reacting the same way any real person would to what happens.

All in all, very funny cartoon.

Score: 7

"This Has Potential."

submission: Space Wing

date: July 27, 2008

However, it has a few glaring flaws; but we'll get to that later.

Graphics - 10/10: Awesome. Everything is pleasant to look at, though the little EXP squares are funny-lookin.

Sound & Music - 9.5/10 & 8.5/10: The sounds are great. However, the music can get pretty repetitive... Even so, it's very good.

Controls - 9.5/10: Z and X are an odd choice... but it's still okay. However, the speed boost bonus makes controls somewhat... loose.

Gameplay - 8.5/10: This is part of the problem. You see, the level-up idea is nice and all, but you're pretty much doomed against the boss on level 3, and level 4 is ridiculous. The reason for this is TOO FEW STATUS POINTS. You start with 9; that's not enough to get what's actually needed - the Up HP bonus. You need 10 to get it, but you're one short. Too many of the status bonuses require 2 points to boost instead of just one.

Difficulty - 5/10: This is the biggest flaw in the game. Level 1 is pretty easy. Level 2 is slightly harder, but nothing you shouldn't be able to handle. Level 3 is stupid. Half-way through or so, the game changes from being a shooter to being of the Bullet Hell genre. Level 4 is even worse. Missiles that fly three times as fast as you do and if shot, explode into bullets that fly in all directions, every enemy fires bullets in all directions, and the highy extremely overpowered lasers everywhere, too.

The bosses are even more unbalanced. The first boss isn't too hard; the second one is pretty similar. The third and fourth release Bullet Hell and the overpowered lasers, so losing is pretty much a given. Also, I have not ONCE seen this alleged "Continue" option, so either it's a lie, or it's bugged.

Overall: In conclusion, try to make the game. Y'know. Less mind-numbingly difficult to the point that it's not fun.